Droit de reponse du comite americain des manometres

Bonjour a toutes et tous

    Suite a des plaintes repetees du comite americain des manometres, soutenus par l'association nationale de defense du manometre etatsunien, je laisse cette tribune a Mr Tire Load, president du comite precedemment nomme, qui a exige un droit de reponse, qui lui a bien entendu ete accorde en integralite.

"Dear Mr Beaver,

    I must admit that I was upset after reading your article about the pressure of the American tires. After so many years defending the interests of the American industry of the pressure gauges, I can not let you diffame this so innovative field of activity our country is so proud of.

    First of all, the tire gauge is one of the most state-of-the-art sector in the USA. We are proud to to be considered as the country which manufactures the best quality pressure gauges in the world. We are number one in customer satisfaction and USA has been named "tire gauges country of the year" for 10 years! After a difficult 1980 decade, this industry has successfully met the challenge of the innovation race during the last two decades. New technologies are now part of our products which incorporate the most recent electronic components. Even our Japanese friends envy this industry... They even tried to incorporate one of our gauges in the new PS3 from Sony... But after many months of juridical battle, we finally avoided this industrial pillage thanks to our numerous patents... You now understand why the release of the PS3 has been postponed so many times...

    Secondly, your statements are wrong. I can even say libelous. I can't accept you say there are no tire gauges in the US service stations. It is true you can find some stations without the appropriate devices, but you know how this period is difficult for  the poor oil retailers... But in most of the places,  you'll be able to pump up your tires with this type of gauge... Even if it is not the latest release, it works and it is just a question of training to know how to read the number precisely. Generaly, after the second tire explosion, most of the American drivers begin to use it without problems. Are our French friends not able to do the same ?

    I will conclude this letter by this statement: it is unfair to judge a whole industry without knowing it precisely.  We were really disappointed by your behaviour, especially after rading your articles on the blog because we thought you were  americanophile... I hope this small precisions will enable you not to give a biased vision of our fantastic industry to your thousands of readers.

    Best regards
                                                                                                                      
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    Pour ceux qui auraient des problemes de traduction, contactez Stade 2 et demandez Nelson de la part de Castor, il se fera un plaisir de vous traduire tout ca (meme en espagnol si vous voulez...).
Merci en tout cas Mr Load de ce coup de pression. J'essaierai a l'avenir d'eviter de sous gonfler la realite des choses... Et ce jusqu'a mon dernier souffle. Sur ce, je vais boire une pression.

A bientot tutti
Castor

PS : l'auteur decline toute responsabilite pour les blagues vaseuses que votre esprit mal tourne aurait detectees par ci par la. Et surtout il espere que vous continuerez a venir sur son blog meme apres ca! ;-)